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valentinemalestrome asked:

“Roses? How sweet! What did you do?” (a-glass-castle)

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi answered:

Jowi bit his lip, “I, uh… I may or may not have accidentally beat up your manager. Okay, it wasn’t an accident and I’m not really sorry about it, but he was just being such a dick to one of the stage hands…”

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Monty snorted, covering her mouth to stop from laughing. But it failed; she was doubled over clutching her stomach, cackling loudly. “Holy shit!” She gasped, “finally!”

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“Oh, so you aren’t mad? And he does that often? Wait did you expect me to beat the hell out of him?! That’s… probably a fair assumption to be honest.” Jowi said, nodding his head.

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“Oh no!” She chuckled, wiping the tears from her eyes, “I honestly didn’t! But thanks to you, I’m going to be a two hundred bucks richer tonight!” The singer tried to straighten herself.

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“Oh, really, and what bet did you just win?” He asked, amused by the situation,

“I’d honestly expect you to be upset over this. Oh well, you still got roses.”

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“Yes and they are lovely, Jowi.” Monty giggled, leaning up and pecking him on the cheek. “As for the bet, well, it’s something like this; I actually have two managers. One for the shows and events and the other the bar and kitchen area. He likes to walk around because he thinks he should be running the shows too, so some of the staff members made a betting pool on who will knock him out first; an employee or a customer. I put in a third category, which was loved one.” She chuckled.

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“Well… I’m glad to be of help. I guess?” He said, not quite sure how to reply to the whole situation. He never figured Monty to be the kind to bet on such a thing. But she was happy, so he was glad for that at least.

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