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Anonymous asked:

“If I don’t stop this, who will?!” (Jowi)

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Tama looked at Jowi, a piece of cake in her hand that she was currently stuffing in crumb covered mouth. It may have looked bad, especially since it was 3am and she was stuffing her face with cake. “You don’t have to stop me Jowi. Just turn around and walk away like you’ve seen nothing.”

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“Tama, you know that cake is for my cousin’s birthday party tomorrow! I know Tonio’s food is amazing, but you can’t just keep eating it! This is the third one you’ve stolen! The Speedwagon Foundation fitness evaluations are coming up!”

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Tama’s eyes zipped up to him quickly, raising an eyebrow and standing, while licking the remains of cake off herself, she kept her eyes on Jowi,squinting.”Are you saying I won’t be able to pass the evaluations because of a little cake, Mr. White?”

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“No, I’m saying that it could have an effect nonetheless. And you’ve put me in a tight spot, where now I either have to forcibly remove the cake from you with Crazy Diamond, or I have to go run out and hope to get another cake early in the morning.”

He leaned up on the counter,

“Eating a ton of junk food just before the fitness evaluations could have a significant impact on your reflexes and stamina, Ms. Nekonari.” He booped her on the nose playfully,

“I’ll go get a new cake in the morning. But we need to work on burning off those calories you just put on.”

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“You touch me again and you die Jowi…” She scrunches up her nose, not liking the idea of the stand removing the cake from her body.

“You really shouldn’t worry about it… my job requires me to count on my reflexes and stamina.”

She lets out a soft burp. “Excuse me.”

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“Oh you wouldn’t kill me!” He joked, “I’m too pretty!”

“But no, you actually just ate like… 4.5 thousand calories, and this is like the third cake you’ve eaten. So yeah… unless you’re confident you know where that’s gonna go, we’re gonna have to do some additional exercise.”

He shrugged, and decided to tease her,

“I mean we could always just go to your room and get started, but I don’t think you could handle it.”

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“Even if I did agree with your plan,”Tama couldn’t help but blush,”You’d be the one who won’t be able to keep up.”

She sighs.”Ill just go for a run…because you are right I did eat too much cake in a short amount of time.”

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“Oh! Oh! Is that a challenge?!” He asked, “Well, then! How about a wager? We’ll see who can go longer in exercise, no stands! We’ll see who can’t keep up with who! What should we wager?”