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Anonymous asked:

“If I don’t stop this, who will?!” (Jowi)

occasional-straycat-deactivated answered:

Tama looked at Jowi, a piece of cake in her hand that she was currently stuffing in crumb covered mouth. It may have looked bad, especially since it was 3am and she was stuffing her face with cake. “You don’t have to stop me Jowi. Just turn around and walk away like you’ve seen nothing.”

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“Tama, you know that cake is for my cousin’s birthday party tomorrow! I know Tonio’s food is amazing, but you can’t just keep eating it! This is the third one you’ve stolen! The Speedwagon Foundation fitness evaluations are coming up!”

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Tama’s eyes zipped up to him quickly, raising an eyebrow and standing, while licking the remains of cake off herself, she kept her eyes on Jowi,squinting.”Are you saying I won’t be able to pass the evaluations because of a little cake, Mr. White?”

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“No, I’m saying that it could have an effect nonetheless. And you’ve put me in a tight spot, where now I either have to forcibly remove the cake from you with Crazy Diamond, or I have to go run out and hope to get another cake early in the morning.”

He leaned up on the counter,

“Eating a ton of junk food just before the fitness evaluations could have a significant impact on your reflexes and stamina, Ms. Nekonari.” He booped her on the nose playfully,

“I’ll go get a new cake in the morning. But we need to work on burning off those calories you just put on.”