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A collection of starter sentences.

munjade

Probably angsty. Might get lucky, who knows. mildly nsfw? 

  • “So how many people did you have to call before realizing I’d be the only one to pick up?”
  • “How much have you been hiding from me”
  • “I’m not pissed you were sleeping with ___, I’m pissed you didn’t think I would want you to– or that I wouldn’t want to join!” 
  • “Well this is new.” 
  • “You feeling alright there, bud?” 
  • “I could have died, but that apparently doesn’t mean much.” 
  • “It hurt, what happened. And I’m not ready to let myself get fixed up just yet.” 
  • “What do you mean you accidentally _____?!”
  • “Say the word and we can forget about this. All of this. Say the word and none of it will matter anymore.” 
  • “Damn that person was gorgeous! Too bad they’re a spy and we’ll probably end up screwing their life over.” 
  • “Remember: just because you can kill them doesn’t mean we shouldn’t just do exactly that never mind let’s just kill them.” 
  • “You act like we don’t do this literally all the time.
  • “Contrary to popular belief, I really don’t care.” 
  • “Catch me if you can” 
  • “So this is how it ends”
  • “If the world really does end, I just want you to know I’d honestly wish I hadn’t given you that last slice of pizza. I mean I love you but I love pizza.” 
  • “Roses? How sweet. What did you do?”
  • “If I don’t stop this, who will?” 
  • “I’m so sick of watching you throw yourself into danger!”
  • “Tell me who hurt you. I’ll make them pay.”
  • “What does it look like I’m doing?”
  • “I swear if you don’t shut up I am going to shoot one of us.”
  • “I’m sorry…I know that isn’t enough, but I’m here now.” 
  • “I know you said you were going for a walk to clear, but it’s a real storm out there. You sure you don’t want me to just leave the room? Promise I won’t eavesdrop.” 
  • “Why does this hurt so much?”
  • “The stars just don’t look right.”
  • “Please tell me you can see that thing too.” 
  • “Don’t tell anyone else.” 
  • “Did you want me or just a body. I can do either I just need to know how much emotional exertion this is gonna take.” 
Source: munjade