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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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Jowi walked into the Nurse’s office, with his hand over his shoulder, some blood seeping out over his school uniform, “Hello? Uh… some gym equipment fell over onto my shoulder… and it really hurts and I’m bleeding. So I guess could I like have a bandage or something?”

In reality it was a pretty deep cut that would likely take some disinfecting and some gauze to patch up. He was in horrible pain, but had a high tolerance for it.