Is there even anything better than root beer?
Literally every other soft drink.
You come into my house…
I’m disowning you.
You cannot disown your great aunt.
Fucking watch me, old man.
I’m 28.
Say that to the wrinkles under your eyes.
Say that to the father you don’t have.
SAYS THE PERSON WHO ABANDONED ME IN THE FIRST PLACE
IM A BETTER FATHER TO YOU THAN YOUR OWN DAD!!!
WHY NOT DUKE IT OUT WITH HIM, THEN?
I will when you find him.