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Joseph was having a nice cup of coffee as he had just woken up, when in walks Jotaro, demanding he use his Stand. “Oh? Did something happen?”

“Yes, my parents went missing and my house burned down! Did you not hear the explosion?” Kakyoin was visibly upset.

Joseph’s eyes widened. “I must have slept through it. Let me see if I have a camera around here. We’ll find your parents, Kakyoin!” He dug through his bag, and looked in all the compartments.

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Jotaro tossed him a camera, “got one.”

Star Platinum gazed curiously at the coffee, and poked its finger in it, before taking it back out, “Ora.”

“Yes, Star Platinum, coffee is hot.” Jotaro said, “It’s also super bitter with nothing in it. Any other observations you’d like to share?”

“Ora.” It replied pointing at the sky.

“Oh. So it’s probably going to rain within the next few hours. That’s… actually useful.”

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Joseph caught the camera and set it on the floor. Calling out hermit purple, he smashed the camera. A second later, it spit out a picture. Joseph took it and waved it a little to get it to develop faster.

There was a moment of silent pressure as the picture developed. Iggy walked in, looking around in slight confusion. Why was everyone looking at this damn picture? What was so important about it?

It developed. Elessi was holding two kids by their hair. A boy with messy black hair, and a girl with curly red hair. The boy looked like he was trying hard to fight the man while the girl was crying.

“Who is that?” Kakyoin asked with a dangerous tone of voice.

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“Alessi. Me and Polnaref fought him in Egypt before you came back. His Stand reverses your aging when you or your shadow come into contact with his shadow. He likes to prey on children who can’t defend themselves and enjoys it far too much. Last I saw him he was on his way to say hi to Kars.” Jotaro explained.

Star Platinum angrily gritted its teeth and began cracking its knuckles.

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