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Anonymous asked:

“If I don’t stop this, who will?!” (Jowi)

occasional-straycat-deactivated answered:

Tama looked at Jowi, a piece of cake in her hand that she was currently stuffing in crumb covered mouth. It may have looked bad, especially since it was 3am and she was stuffing her face with cake. “You don’t have to stop me Jowi. Just turn around and walk away like you’ve seen nothing.”

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“Tama, you know that cake is for my cousin’s birthday party tomorrow! I know Tonio’s food is amazing, but you can’t just keep eating it! This is the third one you’ve stolen! The Speedwagon Foundation fitness evaluations are coming up!”

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A collection of starter sentences.

munjade

Probably angsty. Might get lucky, who knows. mildly nsfw? 

  • “So how many people did you have to call before realizing I’d be the only one to pick up?”
  • “How much have you been hiding from me”
  • “I’m not pissed you were sleeping with ___, I’m pissed you didn’t think I would want you to– or that I wouldn’t want to join!” 
  • “Well this is new.” 
  • “You feeling alright there, bud?” 
  • “I could have died, but that apparently doesn’t mean much.” 
  • “It hurt, what happened. And I’m not ready to let myself get fixed up just yet.” 
  • “What do you mean you accidentally _____?!”
  • “Say the word and we can forget about this. All of this. Say the word and none of it will matter anymore.” 
  • “Damn that person was gorgeous! Too bad they’re a spy and we’ll probably end up screwing their life over.” 
  • “Remember: just because you can kill them doesn’t mean we shouldn’t just do exactly that never mind let’s just kill them.” 
  • “You act like we don’t do this literally all the time.
  • “Contrary to popular belief, I really don’t care.” 
  • “Catch me if you can” 
  • “So this is how it ends”
  • “If the world really does end, I just want you to know I’d honestly wish I hadn’t given you that last slice of pizza. I mean I love you but I love pizza.” 
  • “Roses? How sweet. What did you do?”
  • “If I don’t stop this, who will?” 
  • “I’m so sick of watching you throw yourself into danger!”
  • “Tell me who hurt you. I’ll make them pay.”
  • “What does it look like I’m doing?”
  • “I swear if you don’t shut up I am going to shoot one of us.”
  • “I’m sorry…I know that isn’t enough, but I’m here now.” 
  • “I know you said you were going for a walk to clear, but it’s a real storm out there. You sure you don’t want me to just leave the room? Promise I won’t eavesdrop.” 
  • “Why does this hurt so much?”
  • “The stars just don’t look right.”
  • “Please tell me you can see that thing too.” 
  • “Don’t tell anyone else.” 
  • “Did you want me or just a body. I can do either I just need to know how much emotional exertion this is gonna take.” 
Source: munjade