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“AGH!” Scarlet yelled as he was caught completely off guard by a large invisible fist slamming directly into his face! “God son of a bitch! What power is that, trigger happy telekinesis?!” He rubbed his face after stumbling back, then growled. “Dio might be an asshole, but he wasn’t fucking evil!”

“Star Platinum is a Stand. More of a ghost that punches really really hard that you can’t touch unless you have a stand. It protects me by its own accord. And if you are saying that DIO isn’t evil, we aren’t talking about the same DIO. I’m talking about a vampire from 1880s England named Dio Brando.”

Scarlet swallowed some blood rather than spitting it out. He was angry to be sucker punched out of nowhere by such a powerful and unseen force, but more peeved at the fact there was nothing he could even do about it.

For the sake of knowing the truth he listened to the man go on to explain how it had to be a mix up of names. “…A vampire huh?” The echidna seemed to calm down some after hearing the important information. “Alright… I guess then I’m sorry for jumping to conclusions and threatening you” He muttered, folding his arms as he felt kind of like a jackass. 

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“I forgive you. And I’m sorry about Star Platinum. It’s been on edge for about 50 or so days. It was pretty much a nonstop gauntlet of DIO’s goons attacking my group on the way to Egypt.”

Jotaro relaxed a bit, and adjusted his cap, “You’re pretty tough to survive a direct hit from my Stand. What kind of echidna are you?”

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Scarlet blinked before scrambling to his feet, then rushed after the guy without giving the chosen action a second thought. “Stop god dammit! You have to tell me who this Dio guy is that you destroyed!”

Star Platinum acted without Jotaro thinking, swiftly delivering a hard right hook to Scarlet’s face with a loud “ORA!”

Jotaro turned and looked at Scarlet, “If you don’t know him, then he is of no concern to you. He was a monster, the worst kind of evil.”

“AGH!” Scarlet yelled as he was caught completely off guard by a large invisible fist slamming directly into his face! “God son of a bitch! What power is that, trigger happy telekinesis?!” He rubbed his face after stumbling back, then growled. “Dio might be an asshole, but he wasn’t fucking evil!”

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“Star Platinum is a Stand. More of a ghost that punches really really hard that you can’t touch unless you have a stand. It protects me by its own accord. And if you are saying that DIO isn’t evil, we aren’t talking about the same DIO. I’m talking about a vampire from 1880s England named Dio Brando.”

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“That was my Stand, Star Platinum. Clearly you didn’t see it, so there is no point in me fighting you. But if we did, you would die because you don’t have a Stand to defend yourself.”

He began walking away, “I’d rather not waste any more time. I don’t like doing things that are tiring or wasteful.”

Scarlet blinked before scrambling to his feet, then rushed after the guy without giving the chosen action a second thought. “Stop god dammit! You have to tell me who this Dio guy is that you destroyed!”

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Star Platinum acted without Jotaro thinking, swiftly delivering a hard right hook to Scarlet’s face with a loud “ORA!”

Jotaro turned and looked at Scarlet, “If you don’t know him, then he is of no concern to you. He was a monster, the worst kind of evil.”

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“Enemy…stand…user? …The fuck is that?” Scarlet was scratching his head, staring up at the taller male whom practically eclipsed the sun. But once he heard the strange giant mention destroying someone named Dio, the echidna had a sudden spike of rage course through him at the thought. 

“Dio?! There’s no way a giant hairless ape could ever kill that hard to kill simpleminded thick skulled devil dog! You better be fucking joking or I’ll knock your head off and over the horizon!”

 

“You’re not a Stand User? Then you’re not worth my time.” Jotaro said, ignoring the petty insults and threats,

“But I have to make sure.” He said, sighing, before calling out his stand, “Star Platinum!”

His stand rose up from out of Jotaro’s body, and threw a punch at Scarlet, stopping inches from Scarlet’s face, with a huge gust of wind following the punch.

Scarlet was growling with hackles raised at the other for his dismissal. He was about to say something when suddenly he just froze by no merit of his own. The echidna was infuriated one moment, then completely baffled the next as he couldn’t move a muscle!

Combat instinct kicked in swiftly. It took one second and Scarlet knew he was in trouble, that this guy was no average human. The giant must have done something to freeze him! It was a vulnerable situation, but Scarlet would have to take what attack came and hope it didn’t kill him!

 However, more of a comedic scene played out when time resumed just in time for the gust of wind to blow him backwards, stumbling and ultimately tumbling “Aaaaaaahhhhh! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?”

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“That was my Stand, Star Platinum. Clearly you didn’t see it, so there is no point in me fighting you. But if we did, you would die because you don’t have a Stand to defend yourself.”

He began walking away, “I’d rather not waste any more time. I don’t like doing things that are tiring or wasteful.”

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Jotaro, a 6-foot tall man, turned and looked at the echidna behind him, and adjusted his cap, “Yare yare daze, are you an enemy stand user?” He asked, sounding particularly annoyed,

“I already destroyed DIO, so at this point you’re just wasting my time.”

“Enemy…stand…user? …The fuck is that?” Scarlet was scratching his head, staring up at the taller male whom practically eclipsed the sun. But once he heard the strange giant mention destroying someone named Dio, the echidna had a sudden spike of rage course through him at the thought. 

“Dio?! There’s no way a giant hairless ape could ever kill that hard to kill simpleminded thick skulled devil dog! You better be fucking joking or I’ll knock your head off and over the horizon!”

 

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“You’re not a Stand User? Then you’re not worth my time.” Jotaro said, ignoring the petty insults and threats,

“But I have to make sure.” He said, sighing, before calling out his stand, “Star Platinum!”

His stand rose up from out of Jotaro’s body, and threw a punch at Scarlet, stopping inches from Scarlet’s face, with a huge gust of wind following the punch.

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Anonymous asked:

Jotaro walked up to Kakyoin in the hospital, wearing his usual stone face, and just stared at Kakyoin, "Wake up, fuckboi." (Jotaro-fuckin-Kujo)

rero-rero-cherries01 answered:

Ugh, everything was a blur up to this point. He heard the familiar voice and stirred awake. “J-Jotaro?” He looked up at the other’s face. It took a minute for his vision to clear and he squinted from the harsh light of the hospital. 

“Did… Did we win?” 

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He cursed himself for not catching that, but otherwise, he was relieved to hear they wouldn’t leave him behind again. “Do you think Star Platinum can find cherries in Egypt?” He said half-jokingly with a smile.

His smile faltered when he hear the other news. “How can you…?”

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“The World and Star Platinum are the same type of stand. Shockingly similar actually. I never did it before because I never tried.” Jotaro responded, “As for cherries, I’m sure he’ll manage.”

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Anonymous asked:

Jotaro walked up to Kakyoin in the hospital, wearing his usual stone face, and just stared at Kakyoin, "Wake up, fuckboi." (Jotaro-fuckin-Kujo)

rero-rero-cherries01 answered:

Ugh, everything was a blur up to this point. He heard the familiar voice and stirred awake. “J-Jotaro?” He looked up at the other’s face. It took a minute for his vision to clear and he squinted from the harsh light of the hospital. 

“Did… Did we win?” 

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“Yeah. We won. I fisted him harder than he fisted you.”

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Kakyoin blinked when Jojo said that, then he sat up quickly, his eyes widened and he blushed. “You didn’t have to put it like that!” 

He flinched from tensing up and irritating his wound. He put a hand over his gut and laid back down. Even with the painkillers, the wound hurt like hell. He hissed in pain and started taking steady breaths. He was shivering from shock. He had been since he dragged himself to the hospital.

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Jotaro adjusted his hat, “You’re gonna be here a while. Is there anything you need?”

He sat down, “Polnareff’s heading back to France soon, then Gramps is going to Japan with us to check on my mom, then he’s heading back to America.”

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Kakyoin sighed. “You may have defeated Dio, but I don’t want to risk being on my own. If someone attacks me while I am recovering, Heirophant Green might not be strong enough to defend me, and I’m not strong enough to move around. Could you stick around at least until I can walk again?”

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“I said with us. We’re staying here until you’re better.” Jotaro replied, “Is there anything you need? Star Platinum can bring us things.”

He leaned back in his chair, “Also I can stop time now.”