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Anonymous asked:

“If I don’t stop this, who will?!” (Jowi)

occasional-straycat-deactivated answered:

Tama looked at Jowi, a piece of cake in her hand that she was currently stuffing in crumb covered mouth. It may have looked bad, especially since it was 3am and she was stuffing her face with cake. “You don’t have to stop me Jowi. Just turn around and walk away like you’ve seen nothing.”

@fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“Tama, you know that cake is for my cousin’s birthday party tomorrow! I know Tonio’s food is amazing, but you can’t just keep eating it! This is the third one you’ve stolen! The Speedwagon Foundation fitness evaluations are coming up!”

badlydrawn-stray-cat

Tama’s eyes zipped up to him quickly, raising an eyebrow and standing, while licking the remains of cake off herself, she kept her eyes on Jowi,squinting.”Are you saying I won’t be able to pass the evaluations because of a little cake, Mr. White?”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“No, I’m saying that it could have an effect nonetheless. And you’ve put me in a tight spot, where now I either have to forcibly remove the cake from you with Crazy Diamond, or I have to go run out and hope to get another cake early in the morning.”

He leaned up on the counter,

“Eating a ton of junk food just before the fitness evaluations could have a significant impact on your reflexes and stamina, Ms. Nekonari.” He booped her on the nose playfully,

“I’ll go get a new cake in the morning. But we need to work on burning off those calories you just put on.”

badlydrawn-stray-cat

“You touch me again and you die Jowi…” She scrunches up her nose, not liking the idea of the stand removing the cake from her body.

“You really shouldn’t worry about it… my job requires me to count on my reflexes and stamina.”

She lets out a soft burp. “Excuse me.”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“Oh you wouldn’t kill me!” He joked, “I’m too pretty!”

“But no, you actually just ate like… 4.5 thousand calories, and this is like the third cake you’ve eaten. So yeah… unless you’re confident you know where that’s gonna go, we’re gonna have to do some additional exercise.”

He shrugged, and decided to tease her,

“I mean we could always just go to your room and get started, but I don’t think you could handle it.”

badlydrawn-stray-cat

“Even if I did agree with your plan,”Tama couldn’t help but blush,”You’d be the one who won’t be able to keep up.”

She sighs.”Ill just go for a run…because you are right I did eat too much cake in a short amount of time.”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“Oh! Oh! Is that a challenge?!” He asked, “Well, then! How about a wager? We’ll see who can go longer in exercise, no stands! We’ll see who can’t keep up with who! What should we wager?”

badlydrawn-stray-cat

“I didn’t really challenge you, it was more stating a fact?” Tama shrugs, knowing that Jowi was teasing her earlier, so why not tease him a little back. “Jowi are you sure you wanna go against me in an exercise challenge, of all things?”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“You know surprisingly little about my diet and exercise habits. My stand is bound directly to my heart. My Cardio is exceptionally on point, and I work directly under Jotaro. I take rough assignments too, sweetie.”

He leaned forwards, “I’m pretty confident in my ability to win an exercising competition. And I’m sure you wanna see the secret tattoo on my back. I’ve caught you and your sister trying to see it a few times.”

badlydrawn-stray-cat

Tama rubs the space between her eyebrows, trying to keep patient with the man before her. “My twin would certainly care less for your tattoo Jowi. They, would do it to try to humor me in trying to figure it out.”

Tama shakes her head again.”Please don’t get too cocky,sweetie. You want to challenge me or not?”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

He paused, and thought about the last few seconds, “Huh… sorry about that…”

He was silent for a few moments, and then looked at her, “Yeah… I just… my family on my mom’s side is… very proud… I guess I got some of that. Look. What I’m trying to say is…”

He sighed, before shaking his head,

“I really like you. Like a lot. You’re hot, you’re smart, and awesome at everything you do…”

He began to blush a bit,

“I’ve been crushing really hard on you since I met you. When I was in Italy for two years, I always thought about you. I’ve just been… real shy about letting you know, because I didn’t know how to say it. But now, here we are, exposing our faults to each other, might as well do it now.”

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Anonymous asked:

“If I don’t stop this, who will?!” (Jowi)

occasional-straycat-deactivated answered:

Tama looked at Jowi, a piece of cake in her hand that she was currently stuffing in crumb covered mouth. It may have looked bad, especially since it was 3am and she was stuffing her face with cake. “You don’t have to stop me Jowi. Just turn around and walk away like you’ve seen nothing.”

@fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“Tama, you know that cake is for my cousin’s birthday party tomorrow! I know Tonio’s food is amazing, but you can’t just keep eating it! This is the third one you’ve stolen! The Speedwagon Foundation fitness evaluations are coming up!”

badlydrawn-stray-cat

Tama’s eyes zipped up to him quickly, raising an eyebrow and standing, while licking the remains of cake off herself, she kept her eyes on Jowi,squinting.”Are you saying I won’t be able to pass the evaluations because of a little cake, Mr. White?”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“No, I’m saying that it could have an effect nonetheless. And you’ve put me in a tight spot, where now I either have to forcibly remove the cake from you with Crazy Diamond, or I have to go run out and hope to get another cake early in the morning.”

He leaned up on the counter,

“Eating a ton of junk food just before the fitness evaluations could have a significant impact on your reflexes and stamina, Ms. Nekonari.” He booped her on the nose playfully,

“I’ll go get a new cake in the morning. But we need to work on burning off those calories you just put on.”

badlydrawn-stray-cat

“You touch me again and you die Jowi…” She scrunches up her nose, not liking the idea of the stand removing the cake from her body.

“You really shouldn’t worry about it… my job requires me to count on my reflexes and stamina.”

She lets out a soft burp. “Excuse me.”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“Oh you wouldn’t kill me!” He joked, “I’m too pretty!”

“But no, you actually just ate like… 4.5 thousand calories, and this is like the third cake you’ve eaten. So yeah… unless you’re confident you know where that’s gonna go, we’re gonna have to do some additional exercise.”

He shrugged, and decided to tease her,

“I mean we could always just go to your room and get started, but I don’t think you could handle it.”

badlydrawn-stray-cat

“Even if I did agree with your plan,”Tama couldn’t help but blush,”You’d be the one who won’t be able to keep up.”

She sighs.”Ill just go for a run…because you are right I did eat too much cake in a short amount of time.”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“Oh! Oh! Is that a challenge?!” He asked, “Well, then! How about a wager? We’ll see who can go longer in exercise, no stands! We’ll see who can’t keep up with who! What should we wager?”

badlydrawn-stray-cat

“I didn’t really challenge you, it was more stating a fact?” Tama shrugs, knowing that Jowi was teasing her earlier, so why not tease him a little back. “Jowi are you sure you wanna go against me in an exercise challenge, of all things?”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“You know surprisingly little about my diet and exercise habits. My stand is bound directly to my heart. My Cardio is exceptionally on point, and I work directly under Jotaro. I take rough assignments too, sweetie.”

He leaned forwards, “I’m pretty confident in my ability to win an exercising competition. And I’m sure you wanna see the secret tattoo on my back. I’ve caught you and your sister trying to see it a few times.”

a-glass-castle

valentinemalestrome asked:

“Roses? How sweet! What did you do?” (a-glass-castle)

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi answered:

Jowi bit his lip, “I, uh… I may or may not have accidentally beat up your manager. Okay, it wasn’t an accident and I’m not really sorry about it, but he was just being such a dick to one of the stage hands…”

a-glass-castle

Monty snorted, covering her mouth to stop from laughing. But it failed; she was doubled over clutching her stomach, cackling loudly. “Holy shit!” She gasped, “finally!”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“Oh, so you aren’t mad? And he does that often? Wait did you expect me to beat the hell out of him?! That’s… probably a fair assumption to be honest.” Jowi said, nodding his head.

a-glass-castle

“Oh no!” She chuckled, wiping the tears from her eyes, “I honestly didn’t! But thanks to you, I’m going to be a two hundred bucks richer tonight!” The singer tried to straighten herself.

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“Oh, really, and what bet did you just win?” He asked, amused by the situation,

“I’d honestly expect you to be upset over this. Oh well, you still got roses.”

a-glass-castle

“Yes and they are lovely, Jowi.” Monty giggled, leaning up and pecking him on the cheek. “As for the bet, well, it’s something like this; I actually have two managers. One for the shows and events and the other the bar and kitchen area. He likes to walk around because he thinks he should be running the shows too, so some of the staff members made a betting pool on who will knock him out first; an employee or a customer. I put in a third category, which was loved one.” She chuckled.

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“Well… I’m glad to be of help. I guess?” He said, not quite sure how to reply to the whole situation. He never figured Monty to be the kind to bet on such a thing. But she was happy, so he was glad for that at least.

Source: fuckin-jojo-and-jowi
occasional-straycat-deactivated

Anonymous asked:

“If I don’t stop this, who will?!” (Jowi)

occasional-straycat-deactivated answered:

Tama looked at Jowi, a piece of cake in her hand that she was currently stuffing in crumb covered mouth. It may have looked bad, especially since it was 3am and she was stuffing her face with cake. “You don’t have to stop me Jowi. Just turn around and walk away like you’ve seen nothing.”

@fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“Tama, you know that cake is for my cousin’s birthday party tomorrow! I know Tonio’s food is amazing, but you can’t just keep eating it! This is the third one you’ve stolen! The Speedwagon Foundation fitness evaluations are coming up!”

badlydrawn-stray-cat

Tama’s eyes zipped up to him quickly, raising an eyebrow and standing, while licking the remains of cake off herself, she kept her eyes on Jowi,squinting.”Are you saying I won’t be able to pass the evaluations because of a little cake, Mr. White?”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“No, I’m saying that it could have an effect nonetheless. And you’ve put me in a tight spot, where now I either have to forcibly remove the cake from you with Crazy Diamond, or I have to go run out and hope to get another cake early in the morning.”

He leaned up on the counter,

“Eating a ton of junk food just before the fitness evaluations could have a significant impact on your reflexes and stamina, Ms. Nekonari.” He booped her on the nose playfully,

“I’ll go get a new cake in the morning. But we need to work on burning off those calories you just put on.”

badlydrawn-stray-cat

“You touch me again and you die Jowi…” She scrunches up her nose, not liking the idea of the stand removing the cake from her body.

“You really shouldn’t worry about it… my job requires me to count on my reflexes and stamina.”

She lets out a soft burp. “Excuse me.”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“Oh you wouldn’t kill me!” He joked, “I’m too pretty!”

“But no, you actually just ate like… 4.5 thousand calories, and this is like the third cake you’ve eaten. So yeah… unless you’re confident you know where that’s gonna go, we’re gonna have to do some additional exercise.”

He shrugged, and decided to tease her,

“I mean we could always just go to your room and get started, but I don’t think you could handle it.”

badlydrawn-stray-cat

“Even if I did agree with your plan,”Tama couldn’t help but blush,”You’d be the one who won’t be able to keep up.”

She sighs.”Ill just go for a run…because you are right I did eat too much cake in a short amount of time.”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“Oh! Oh! Is that a challenge?!” He asked, “Well, then! How about a wager? We’ll see who can go longer in exercise, no stands! We’ll see who can’t keep up with who! What should we wager?”

occasional-straycat-deactivated

Anonymous asked:

“If I don’t stop this, who will?!” (Jowi)

occasional-straycat-deactivated answered:

Tama looked at Jowi, a piece of cake in her hand that she was currently stuffing in crumb covered mouth. It may have looked bad, especially since it was 3am and she was stuffing her face with cake. “You don’t have to stop me Jowi. Just turn around and walk away like you’ve seen nothing.”

@fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“Tama, you know that cake is for my cousin’s birthday party tomorrow! I know Tonio’s food is amazing, but you can’t just keep eating it! This is the third one you’ve stolen! The Speedwagon Foundation fitness evaluations are coming up!”

badlydrawn-stray-cat

Tama’s eyes zipped up to him quickly, raising an eyebrow and standing, while licking the remains of cake off herself, she kept her eyes on Jowi,squinting.”Are you saying I won’t be able to pass the evaluations because of a little cake, Mr. White?”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“No, I’m saying that it could have an effect nonetheless. And you’ve put me in a tight spot, where now I either have to forcibly remove the cake from you with Crazy Diamond, or I have to go run out and hope to get another cake early in the morning.”

He leaned up on the counter,

“Eating a ton of junk food just before the fitness evaluations could have a significant impact on your reflexes and stamina, Ms. Nekonari.” He booped her on the nose playfully,

“I’ll go get a new cake in the morning. But we need to work on burning off those calories you just put on.”

badlydrawn-stray-cat

“You touch me again and you die Jowi…” She scrunches up her nose, not liking the idea of the stand removing the cake from her body.

“You really shouldn’t worry about it… my job requires me to count on my reflexes and stamina.”

She lets out a soft burp. “Excuse me.”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“Oh you wouldn’t kill me!” He joked, “I’m too pretty!”

“But no, you actually just ate like… 4.5 thousand calories, and this is like the third cake you’ve eaten. So yeah… unless you’re confident you know where that’s gonna go, we’re gonna have to do some additional exercise.”

He shrugged, and decided to tease her,

“I mean we could always just go to your room and get started, but I don’t think you could handle it.”

nsfw?
a-glass-castle

valentinemalestrome asked:

“Roses? How sweet! What did you do?” (a-glass-castle)

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi answered:

Jowi bit his lip, “I, uh… I may or may not have accidentally beat up your manager. Okay, it wasn’t an accident and I’m not really sorry about it, but he was just being such a dick to one of the stage hands…”

a-glass-castle

Monty snorted, covering her mouth to stop from laughing. But it failed; she was doubled over clutching her stomach, cackling loudly. “Holy shit!” She gasped, “finally!”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“Oh, so you aren’t mad? And he does that often? Wait did you expect me to beat the hell out of him?! That’s… probably a fair assumption to be honest.” Jowi said, nodding his head.

a-glass-castle

“Oh no!” She chuckled, wiping the tears from her eyes, “I honestly didn’t! But thanks to you, I’m going to be a two hundred bucks richer tonight!” The singer tried to straighten herself.

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“Oh, really, and what bet did you just win?” He asked, amused by the situation,

“I’d honestly expect you to be upset over this. Oh well, you still got roses.”

Source: fuckin-jojo-and-jowi
a-glass-castle

valentinemalestrome asked:

“Roses? How sweet! What did you do?” (a-glass-castle)

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi answered:

Jowi bit his lip, “I, uh… I may or may not have accidentally beat up your manager. Okay, it wasn’t an accident and I’m not really sorry about it, but he was just being such a dick to one of the stage hands…”

a-glass-castle

Monty snorted, covering her mouth to stop from laughing. But it failed; she was doubled over clutching her stomach, cackling loudly. “Holy shit!” She gasped, “finally!”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“Oh, so you aren’t mad? And he does that often? Wait did you expect me to beat the hell out of him?! That’s… probably a fair assumption to be honest.” Jowi said, nodding his head.

Source: fuckin-jojo-and-jowi
occasional-straycat-deactivated

Anonymous asked:

“If I don’t stop this, who will?!” (Jowi)

occasional-straycat-deactivated answered:

Tama looked at Jowi, a piece of cake in her hand that she was currently stuffing in crumb covered mouth. It may have looked bad, especially since it was 3am and she was stuffing her face with cake. “You don’t have to stop me Jowi. Just turn around and walk away like you’ve seen nothing.”

@fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“Tama, you know that cake is for my cousin’s birthday party tomorrow! I know Tonio’s food is amazing, but you can’t just keep eating it! This is the third one you’ve stolen! The Speedwagon Foundation fitness evaluations are coming up!”

badlydrawn-stray-cat

Tama’s eyes zipped up to him quickly, raising an eyebrow and standing, while licking the remains of cake off herself, she kept her eyes on Jowi,squinting.”Are you saying I won’t be able to pass the evaluations because of a little cake, Mr. White?”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

“No, I’m saying that it could have an effect nonetheless. And you’ve put me in a tight spot, where now I either have to forcibly remove the cake from you with Crazy Diamond, or I have to go run out and hope to get another cake early in the morning.”

He leaned up on the counter,

“Eating a ton of junk food just before the fitness evaluations could have a significant impact on your reflexes and stamina, Ms. Nekonari.” He booped her on the nose playfully,

“I’ll go get a new cake in the morning. But we need to work on burning off those calories you just put on.”