The only good person in my family is Josuke
What?
My name is Jotaro Kujo. (RP blog for Part 4 Jotaro Kujo. Eyes of heaven is canon here.)
Everyone’s Horny Except Trevor ( @jotaro-fuckin-kujo ) Day
(He’s ace. There’s no hope for him.)
It’s true.
Anonymous asked:
poorly-drawnjolyne answered:
“HEEEEEEEY!”
Jolyne yelled as she sprinted down the hall, immediately jumping onto Jotaro.
“WHERE WERE YOU ALL DAY? I WAS BOOOOORED.” She whines as she hugs her Father, pouting a bit. She’s been home all day with Koichi and she finally got tired of his many “fun” facts about math.
Letting go, she looks up at him wide-eyed.
“Did you get me something?!”
Jotaro smiled, and hugged his daughter, “I was out taking care of the bad guys all day. And yeah, I got you something!” He said, reaching into the pocket of his white jacket, and pulling out a can of Dr. Pepper and a new toy,
“Here you go.”
He handed her the toy and drink, “Now go ahead and have fun! I’ll get started on dinner.” He kissed Jolyne on the forehead and nudged her towards the living room.
@poorly-drawnjolyne
@jojoingjoseph
@kiddyshizukajoestar
Guys. Well let’s all agree that Dr. Pepper is the best.
Fuck you
I’ll give you candy if you agree.
You think I’d sell my soul for candy?
Actually yes. I can literally generate Infinite candy with Over Heaven.
You can’t use it to make me lie
I never said Root Beer was bad. That was Jolyne. I’ll give you three pounds of candy to say Dr Pepper is at least good.
It’s second to Root Beer
Here, take three pounds of candy. I honestly don’t care if you tell your dad. At this point he’s probably too old to care.“
@jotaro-fuckin-kujo
@kiddyshizukajoestar
@poorly-drawnjolyne
“Whoa whoa whoa, guys, let’s not fight! There’s worse things to fight about than soft drink discourse.
I personally like tea, and sometimes root beer, but I’ve been trying to cut down on soda. I haven’t had Dr. Pepper in a while, though.”
Fair enough.
@poorly-drawnjolyne
@jojoingjoseph
@kiddyshizukajoestar
Guys. Well let’s all agree that Dr. Pepper is the best.
Fuck you
I’ll give you candy if you agree.
You think I’d sell my soul for candy?
Actually yes. I can literally generate Infinite candy with Over Heaven.
You can’t use it to make me lie
I never said Root Beer was bad. That was Jolyne. I’ll give you three pounds of candy to say Dr Pepper is at least good.
It’s second to Root Beer
Here, take three pounds of candy. I honestly don’t care if you tell your dad. At this point he’s probably too old to care.“
@poorly-drawnjolyne
@jojoingjoseph
@kiddyshizukajoestar
Guys. Well let’s all agree that Dr. Pepper is the best.
Fuck you
I’ll give you candy if you agree.
You think I’d sell my soul for candy?
Actually yes. I can literally generate Infinite candy with Over Heaven.
You can’t use it to make me lie
I never said Root Beer was bad. That was Jolyne. I’ll give you three pounds of candy to say Dr Pepper is at least good.
@poorly-drawnjolyne
@jojoingjoseph
@kiddyshizukajoestar
Guys. Well let’s all agree that Dr. Pepper is the best.
Fuck you
I’ll give you candy if you agree.
You think I’d sell my soul for candy?
Actually yes. I can literally generate Infinite candy with Over Heaven.