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poorly-drawnjolyne

Anonymous asked:

Jotaro walked into his home after returning from work for the day, and put down his work bag. He took off his jacket, and hung it up, and immediately heard little footsteps running down the hall. (Jotaro-fuckin-Kujo)

poorly-drawnjolyne answered:

“HEEEEEEEY!” 

Jolyne yelled as she sprinted down the hall, immediately jumping onto Jotaro. 

“WHERE WERE YOU ALL DAY? I WAS BOOOOORED.” She whines as she hugs her Father, pouting a bit. She’s been home all day with Koichi and she finally got tired of his many “fun” facts about math. 

Letting go, she looks up at him wide-eyed. 

“Did you get me something?!”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

Jotaro smiled, and hugged his daughter, “I was out taking care of the bad guys all day. And yeah, I got you something!” He said, reaching into the pocket of his white jacket, and pulling out a can of Dr. Pepper and a new toy,

“Here you go.”

He handed her the toy and drink, “Now go ahead and have fun! I’ll get started on dinner.” He kissed Jolyne on the forehead and nudged her towards the living room.

regularlyscheduledjolynemom
jotaro-fuckin-kujo

@poorly-drawnjolyne
@jojoingjoseph
@kiddyshizukajoestar

Guys. Well let’s all agree that Dr. Pepper is the best.

kiddyshizukajoestar

Fuck you

jotaro-fuckin-kujo

I’ll give you candy if you agree.

kiddyshizukajoestar

You think I’d sell my soul for candy?

jotaro-fuckin-kujo

Actually yes. I can literally generate Infinite candy with Over Heaven.

kiddyshizukajoestar

You can’t use it to make me lie

jotaro-fuckin-kujo

I never said Root Beer was bad. That was Jolyne. I’ll give you three pounds of candy to say Dr Pepper is at least good.

kiddyshizukajoestar

It’s second to Root Beer

jotaro-fuckin-kujo

Here, take three pounds of candy. I honestly don’t care if you tell your dad. At this point he’s probably too old to care.“

regularlyscheduledjolynemom

@jotaro-fuckin-kujo
@kiddyshizukajoestar
@poorly-drawnjolyne

“Whoa whoa whoa, guys, let’s not fight! There’s worse things to fight about than soft drink discourse. 

I personally like tea, and sometimes root beer, but I’ve been trying to cut down on soda. I haven’t had Dr. Pepper in a while, though.”

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

Fair enough.

Source: fuckin-jojo-and-jowi
kiddyshizukajoestar
jotaro-fuckin-kujo

@poorly-drawnjolyne
@jojoingjoseph
@kiddyshizukajoestar

Guys. Well let’s all agree that Dr. Pepper is the best.

kiddyshizukajoestar

Fuck you

jotaro-fuckin-kujo

I’ll give you candy if you agree.

kiddyshizukajoestar

You think I’d sell my soul for candy?

jotaro-fuckin-kujo

Actually yes. I can literally generate Infinite candy with Over Heaven.

kiddyshizukajoestar

You can’t use it to make me lie

jotaro-fuckin-kujo

I never said Root Beer was bad. That was Jolyne. I’ll give you three pounds of candy to say Dr Pepper is at least good.

kiddyshizukajoestar

It’s second to Root Beer

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

Here, take three pounds of candy. I honestly don’t care if you tell your dad. At this point he’s probably too old to care.“

Source: fuckin-jojo-and-jowi
kiddyshizukajoestar
jotaro-fuckin-kujo

@poorly-drawnjolyne
@jojoingjoseph
@kiddyshizukajoestar

Guys. Well let’s all agree that Dr. Pepper is the best.

kiddyshizukajoestar

Fuck you

jotaro-fuckin-kujo

I’ll give you candy if you agree.

kiddyshizukajoestar

You think I’d sell my soul for candy?

jotaro-fuckin-kujo

Actually yes. I can literally generate Infinite candy with Over Heaven.

kiddyshizukajoestar

You can’t use it to make me lie

fuckin-jojo-and-jowi

I never said Root Beer was bad. That was Jolyne. I’ll give you three pounds of candy to say Dr Pepper is at least good.

Source: fuckin-jojo-and-jowi