tfw you and your father get threatened by DIO and his daughter
And we jut found out that she has extreme kidney failure. 75% of her kidneys have ceased function and there is only a 50-50 chance that she’ll make it out of this.
That sounds AWESOME! Maybe I should ask someone to be my brother.
The only good person in my family is Josuke
What?
You’ve beaten random bystanders and have killed people
Josuke beat up a middle schooler, tried to cheat his friend out of money, stole his father’s wallet, and stole a lottery ticket.
At least he didn’t kill anyone.
He killed Angelou and the paper guy. I watched him kill the first one. Also he killed Kira’s dad. He also tried to kill Kira.
He killed bad people stop trying to make my grunkle look bad he’s one of my best friends
I only killed DIO. Also I didn’t leave my family? Don’t compare me to your old man.
The only good person in my family is Josuke
What?
You’ve beaten random bystanders and have killed people
Josuke beat up a middle schooler, tried to cheat his friend out of money, stole his father’s wallet, and stole a lottery ticket.
At least he didn’t kill anyone.
He killed Angelou and the paper guy. I watched him kill the first one. Also he killed Kira’s dad. He also tried to kill Kira.
The only good person in my family is Josuke
What?
You’ve beaten random bystanders and have killed people
Josuke beat up a middle schooler, tried to cheat his friend out of money, stole his father’s wallet, and stole a lottery ticket.
Everyone’s Horny Except Trevor ( @jotaro-fuckin-kujo ) Day
(He’s ace. There’s no hope for him.)
It’s true.
“HEEEEEEEY!”
Jolyne yelled as she sprinted down the hall, immediately jumping onto Jotaro.
“WHERE WERE YOU ALL DAY? I WAS BOOOOORED.” She whines as she hugs her Father, pouting a bit. She’s been home all day with Koichi and she finally got tired of his many “fun” facts about math.
Letting go, she looks up at him wide-eyed.
“Did you get me something?!”
Like/reblog if you wanna interact with smolyne this weekend!
@poorly-drawnjolyne
@jojoingjoseph
@kiddyshizukajoestarGuys. Well let’s all agree that Dr. Pepper is the best.
Fuck you
I’ll give you candy if you agree.
You think I’d sell my soul for candy?
Actually yes. I can literally generate Infinite candy with Over Heaven.
You can’t use it to make me lie
I never said Root Beer was bad. That was Jolyne. I’ll give you three pounds of candy to say Dr Pepper is at least good.
It’s second to Root Beer
Here, take three pounds of candy. I honestly don’t care if you tell your dad. At this point he’s probably too old to care.“
@jotaro-fuckin-kujo
@kiddyshizukajoestar
@poorly-drawnjolyne
“Whoa whoa whoa, guys, let’s not fight! There’s worse things to fight about than soft drink discourse.
I personally like tea, and sometimes root beer, but I’ve been trying to cut down on soda. I haven’t had Dr. Pepper in a while, though.”
Fair enough.
@poorly-drawnjolyne
@jojoingjoseph
@kiddyshizukajoestarGuys. Well let’s all agree that Dr. Pepper is the best.
Fuck you
I’ll give you candy if you agree.
You think I’d sell my soul for candy?
Actually yes. I can literally generate Infinite candy with Over Heaven.
You can’t use it to make me lie
I never said Root Beer was bad. That was Jolyne. I’ll give you three pounds of candy to say Dr Pepper is at least good.
It’s second to Root Beer
Here, take three pounds of candy. I honestly don’t care if you tell your dad. At this point he’s probably too old to care.“
@poorly-drawnjolyne
@jojoingjoseph
@kiddyshizukajoestarGuys. Well let’s all agree that Dr. Pepper is the best.
Fuck you
I’ll give you candy if you agree.
You think I’d sell my soul for candy?
Actually yes. I can literally generate Infinite candy with Over Heaven.
You can’t use it to make me lie
I never said Root Beer was bad. That was Jolyne. I’ll give you three pounds of candy to say Dr Pepper is at least good.
@poorly-drawnjolyne
@jojoingjoseph
@kiddyshizukajoestarGuys. Well let’s all agree that Dr. Pepper is the best.
Fuck you
I’ll give you candy if you agree.
You think I’d sell my soul for candy?
Actually yes. I can literally generate Infinite candy with Over Heaven.
@poorly-drawnjolyne
@jojoingjoseph
@kiddyshizukajoestarGuys. Well let’s all agree that Dr. Pepper is the best.
FINALLY. At least YOU understand, Oto-san.
I prefer bepis
KAKYOIN NOBODY LIKES YOUR GENERIC SODAS.
@poorly-drawnjolyne
@jojoingjoseph
@kiddyshizukajoestarGuys. Well let’s all agree that Dr. Pepper is the best.
Fuck you
I’ll give you candy if you agree.
Is there even anything better than root beer?
Literally every other soft drink.
You come into my house…
I’m disowning you.
You cannot disown your great aunt.
Fucking watch me, old man.
I’m 28.
Say that to the wrinkles under your eyes.
Say that to the father you don’t have.
SAYS THE PERSON WHO ABANDONED ME IN THE FIRST PLACE
IM A BETTER FATHER TO YOU THAN YOUR OWN DAD!!!
WHY NOT DUKE IT OUT WITH HIM, THEN?
I will when you find him.
@poorly-drawnjolyne
@jojoingjoseph
@kiddyshizukajoestar
Guys. Well let’s all agree that Dr. Pepper is the best.
Is there even anything better than root beer?
Literally every other soft drink.
You come into my house…
I’m disowning you.
You cannot disown your great aunt.
Fucking watch me, old man.
I’m 28.
Say that to the wrinkles under your eyes.
Say that to the father you don’t have.
SAYS THE PERSON WHO ABANDONED ME IN THE FIRST PLACE
IM A BETTER FATHER TO YOU THAN YOUR OWN DAD!!!
Is there even anything better than root beer?
Literally every other soft drink.
You come into my house…
I’m disowning you.
You cannot disown your great aunt.
Fucking watch me, old man.
I’m 28.
Say that to the wrinkles under your eyes.
Say that to the father you don’t have.
Is there even anything better than root beer?
Literally every other soft drink.
You come into my house…
I’m disowning you.
You cannot disown your great aunt.
Fucking watch me, old man.
I’m 28.
Is there even anything better than root beer?
Literally every other soft drink.
You come into my house…
I’m disowning you.
You cannot disown your great aunt.
Dancing Queen playing from another room
ABBAIs this what you heard during sleep overs Jolyne held?
Yep.
Same empty ask box.
“…. I know someone’s here…”
“Its the ghost of your first doooooog! I’ve come to ask for an offering of candies!”
Jotaro stared, “Yare yare daze, I guess that I’ve moved through time again. You must be the invisible baby. Being raised by my gramps, that would be the first thing you try.”
She turned back into visibility. “And I am eleven AND have a name. Its Shizuka. And what do you mean travel through time?! Are you having a mid life crisis or something with that outfit?”
“A while back Star Platinum acquired Over Heaven. I don’t quite remember the details as to how I got this power, but it radically changed the way that my life played out. My stand’s fists now have the power to overwrite reality itself, with restrictions. Using this power, I can move through time. That being said, You must forgive me, in my time, we just left Morioh a few weeks ago, and I haven’t seen you since. I didn’t know that the old man had named you Shizuka.”
“Hmph, that sounds weird. But then again, stands are weird like that. I though your stand could only stop time for a few seconds. Like… two seconds? Three? After your heart issues, it really pushed you.” She pocketed her hands, looking at him in curiosity. “So… why time travel? Is something bad going to happen? Someone going to die?”
“Over Heaven allows me to change reality, as such, I can still stop time for five seconds. But anything beyond that is a limit I cannot overwrite. Traveling through time is something I can do by using Over Heaven to punch through time. And I did not come here of my own will. Perhaps I have come here due to some other odd circumstance. Do you by chance know Jolyne? My recent visit to her may be what brought me here…”
“Of course I know Jolyne! She is like my best friend and my great niece too! Wait, have you been trying to fix past mistakes? She has some issues… That could be dangerous. Changing time could have all sorts of results. Some we can’t even imagine.”
“I haven’t changed the past of the Jolyne you know. That isn’t how it works unfortunately. I come from an alternative history altogether. I met the Jolyne you know, and promised to her that I would do my best to be a better father when it was my turn. I came back here recently to show her that I fulfilled my promise and intend to keep doing so.”
Jotaro sighed, “If I met the version of me that was never there for Jolyne, I’d have my Star Platinum tear him a new one…”
Shizuka crossed her arms. “Jotaro… our Jotaro… He wasn’t always good at expressing himself. Not on a personal level. But… He did want to make a safer world for Jolyne. With the power he has, lots want to take him out for bragging rights. Even knowing that, Jolyne still feels like he should have been closer even if staying away made her and her mother safer. Its a complicated situation, you know?”
Jotaro nodded, “In my history, several very powerful Stand users from my trip to Egypt never died. I’m sure that you heard about Abdul, Iggy, and Kakyoin from your father? In my world they didn’t die like they were supposed to. So I had significantly less work to do taking down stand users. Why I happened to be the one so lucky as to have all of his friends alive is a mystery to me, but I’m very glad that I ended up this way.”
Shizuka put a hand to her chin, thinking. “I’ve… heard of something like this. Its a theory… used in comics a lot… Ah! Multiverse theory! Basically, if there is a possibility, there is a universe where that possibility exists as reality! I read a little bit about it on the internet. So I guess you had the luckiest universe.”
“Is that what it’s called? I never read comics that much. I suppose that you would read plenty of comics raised by the old man. And I suppose that I am just part of the luckiest universe. But I want to do what I can for your Jolyne as well. I may not be able to change her past, but I can share the memories that she never got to have with her.” Jotaro said, holding up an envelope of pictures.
Shizuka frowned at that. “It… might not be a good idea. See, she still is a bit angry at the neglect. Showing her that might hurt her. Remind her of all the times he wasn’t there. I get what you are doing and your heart is in the right place… but the end result might end up worse.”
“I showed her the pictures already. It turned out fine. I just ended up here on my way home from work. Likely because I was supposed to meet you… or it could have been completely random.” Jotaro said, putting the envelope in his jacket pocket, “With the way our family is, either one could be possible.”
“Pfft, destiny. Ha.” She grinned and crossed her arms. “I don’t believe in destiny. No one tells me what to do! I make my own life! Only reason the Joestars had to deal with so much was that Dio guy. I mean think about it. The Pillar Men, Diavolo, and that Pucci business? All have connections! They should be all done though. I have my own plans for the future.”
“Pucci?” Jotaro asked, “I suppose I’ll find out. And don’t be so sure. Anything can happen so long as there are Stand Users. Perhaps your adventure will be next. And if it is, do the Joestar name proud, kid.” He said, holding out his hand. The space around it began to warp, and a large lollipop appeared in his hand,
“I believe you asked for candy, right?”
“Yeah… that is a whole other big thing. Jolyne goes to prison, she gets a stand, you lose your stand and memories and almost die. Its crazy. Don’t know all the details.” She grabbed the lollipop with a smirk. “You are alright lucky Jotaro. You keep being you.”
“Perhaps it’ll be different this time around. Everything else has been.” He said, pulling his hand back after she took the lollipop,
“I suppose I’ll try to.” He replied with a smirk, “Next time I visit you, I’ll bring some candy.”

“WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?”
Jolyne stood there paralyzed with shock and confusion. She has not experienced anything this bizarre in fuckin’ months.
“Oto-san, how…?!”
“…. I know someone’s here…”
“Its the ghost of your first doooooog! I’ve come to ask for an offering of candies!”
Jotaro stared, “Yare yare daze, I guess that I’ve moved through time again. You must be the invisible baby. Being raised by my gramps, that would be the first thing you try.”
She turned back into visibility. “And I am eleven AND have a name. Its Shizuka. And what do you mean travel through time?! Are you having a mid life crisis or something with that outfit?”
“A while back Star Platinum acquired Over Heaven. I don’t quite remember the details as to how I got this power, but it radically changed the way that my life played out. My stand’s fists now have the power to overwrite reality itself, with restrictions. Using this power, I can move through time. That being said, You must forgive me, in my time, we just left Morioh a few weeks ago, and I haven’t seen you since. I didn’t know that the old man had named you Shizuka.”
“Hmph, that sounds weird. But then again, stands are weird like that. I though your stand could only stop time for a few seconds. Like… two seconds? Three? After your heart issues, it really pushed you.” She pocketed her hands, looking at him in curiosity. “So… why time travel? Is something bad going to happen? Someone going to die?”
“Over Heaven allows me to change reality, as such, I can still stop time for five seconds. But anything beyond that is a limit I cannot overwrite. Traveling through time is something I can do by using Over Heaven to punch through time. And I did not come here of my own will. Perhaps I have come here due to some other odd circumstance. Do you by chance know Jolyne? My recent visit to her may be what brought me here…”
“Of course I know Jolyne! She is like my best friend and my great niece too! Wait, have you been trying to fix past mistakes? She has some issues… That could be dangerous. Changing time could have all sorts of results. Some we can’t even imagine.”
“I haven’t changed the past of the Jolyne you know. That isn’t how it works unfortunately. I come from an alternative history altogether. I met the Jolyne you know, and promised to her that I would do my best to be a better father when it was my turn. I came back here recently to show her that I fulfilled my promise and intend to keep doing so.”
Jotaro sighed, “If I met the version of me that was never there for Jolyne, I’d have my Star Platinum tear him a new one…”
Shizuka crossed her arms. “Jotaro… our Jotaro… He wasn’t always good at expressing himself. Not on a personal level. But… He did want to make a safer world for Jolyne. With the power he has, lots want to take him out for bragging rights. Even knowing that, Jolyne still feels like he should have been closer even if staying away made her and her mother safer. Its a complicated situation, you know?”
Jotaro nodded, “In my history, several very powerful Stand users from my trip to Egypt never died. I’m sure that you heard about Abdul, Iggy, and Kakyoin from your father? In my world they didn’t die like they were supposed to. So I had significantly less work to do taking down stand users. Why I happened to be the one so lucky as to have all of his friends alive is a mystery to me, but I’m very glad that I ended up this way.”
Shizuka put a hand to her chin, thinking. “I’ve… heard of something like this. Its a theory… used in comics a lot… Ah! Multiverse theory! Basically, if there is a possibility, there is a universe where that possibility exists as reality! I read a little bit about it on the internet. So I guess you had the luckiest universe.”
“Is that what it’s called? I never read comics that much. I suppose that you would read plenty of comics raised by the old man. And I suppose that I am just part of the luckiest universe. But I want to do what I can for your Jolyne as well. I may not be able to change her past, but I can share the memories that she never got to have with her.” Jotaro said, holding up an envelope of pictures.
Shizuka frowned at that. “It… might not be a good idea. See, she still is a bit angry at the neglect. Showing her that might hurt her. Remind her of all the times he wasn’t there. I get what you are doing and your heart is in the right place… but the end result might end up worse.”
“I showed her the pictures already. It turned out fine. I just ended up here on my way home from work. Likely because I was supposed to meet you… or it could have been completely random.” Jotaro said, putting the envelope in his jacket pocket, “With the way our family is, either one could be possible.”
“Pfft, destiny. Ha.” She grinned and crossed her arms. “I don’t believe in destiny. No one tells me what to do! I make my own life! Only reason the Joestars had to deal with so much was that Dio guy. I mean think about it. The Pillar Men, Diavolo, and that Pucci business? All have connections! They should be all done though. I have my own plans for the future.”
“Pucci?” Jotaro asked, “I suppose I’ll find out. And don’t be so sure. Anything can happen so long as there are Stand Users. Perhaps your adventure will be next. And if it is, do the Joestar name proud, kid.” He said, holding out his hand. The space around it began to warp, and a large lollipop appeared in his hand,
“I believe you asked for candy, right?”
“…. I know someone’s here…”
“Its the ghost of your first doooooog! I’ve come to ask for an offering of candies!”
Jotaro stared, “Yare yare daze, I guess that I’ve moved through time again. You must be the invisible baby. Being raised by my gramps, that would be the first thing you try.”
She turned back into visibility. “And I am eleven AND have a name. Its Shizuka. And what do you mean travel through time?! Are you having a mid life crisis or something with that outfit?”
“A while back Star Platinum acquired Over Heaven. I don’t quite remember the details as to how I got this power, but it radically changed the way that my life played out. My stand’s fists now have the power to overwrite reality itself, with restrictions. Using this power, I can move through time. That being said, You must forgive me, in my time, we just left Morioh a few weeks ago, and I haven’t seen you since. I didn’t know that the old man had named you Shizuka.”
“Hmph, that sounds weird. But then again, stands are weird like that. I though your stand could only stop time for a few seconds. Like… two seconds? Three? After your heart issues, it really pushed you.” She pocketed her hands, looking at him in curiosity. “So… why time travel? Is something bad going to happen? Someone going to die?”
“Over Heaven allows me to change reality, as such, I can still stop time for five seconds. But anything beyond that is a limit I cannot overwrite. Traveling through time is something I can do by using Over Heaven to punch through time. And I did not come here of my own will. Perhaps I have come here due to some other odd circumstance. Do you by chance know Jolyne? My recent visit to her may be what brought me here…”
“Of course I know Jolyne! She is like my best friend and my great niece too! Wait, have you been trying to fix past mistakes? She has some issues… That could be dangerous. Changing time could have all sorts of results. Some we can’t even imagine.”
“I haven’t changed the past of the Jolyne you know. That isn’t how it works unfortunately. I come from an alternative history altogether. I met the Jolyne you know, and promised to her that I would do my best to be a better father when it was my turn. I came back here recently to show her that I fulfilled my promise and intend to keep doing so.”
Jotaro sighed, “If I met the version of me that was never there for Jolyne, I’d have my Star Platinum tear him a new one…”
Shizuka crossed her arms. “Jotaro… our Jotaro… He wasn’t always good at expressing himself. Not on a personal level. But… He did want to make a safer world for Jolyne. With the power he has, lots want to take him out for bragging rights. Even knowing that, Jolyne still feels like he should have been closer even if staying away made her and her mother safer. Its a complicated situation, you know?”
Jotaro nodded, “In my history, several very powerful Stand users from my trip to Egypt never died. I’m sure that you heard about Abdul, Iggy, and Kakyoin from your father? In my world they didn’t die like they were supposed to. So I had significantly less work to do taking down stand users. Why I happened to be the one so lucky as to have all of his friends alive is a mystery to me, but I’m very glad that I ended up this way.”
Shizuka put a hand to her chin, thinking. “I’ve… heard of something like this. Its a theory… used in comics a lot… Ah! Multiverse theory! Basically, if there is a possibility, there is a universe where that possibility exists as reality! I read a little bit about it on the internet. So I guess you had the luckiest universe.”
“Is that what it’s called? I never read comics that much. I suppose that you would read plenty of comics raised by the old man. And I suppose that I am just part of the luckiest universe. But I want to do what I can for your Jolyne as well. I may not be able to change her past, but I can share the memories that she never got to have with her.” Jotaro said, holding up an envelope of pictures.
Shizuka frowned at that. “It… might not be a good idea. See, she still is a bit angry at the neglect. Showing her that might hurt her. Remind her of all the times he wasn’t there. I get what you are doing and your heart is in the right place… but the end result might end up worse.”
“I showed her the pictures already. It turned out fine. I just ended up here on my way home from work. Likely because I was supposed to meet you… or it could have been completely random.” Jotaro said, putting the envelope in his jacket pocket, “With the way our family is, either one could be possible.”
“…. I know someone’s here…”
“Its the ghost of your first doooooog! I’ve come to ask for an offering of candies!”
Jotaro stared, “Yare yare daze, I guess that I’ve moved through time again. You must be the invisible baby. Being raised by my gramps, that would be the first thing you try.”
She turned back into visibility. “And I am eleven AND have a name. Its Shizuka. And what do you mean travel through time?! Are you having a mid life crisis or something with that outfit?”
“A while back Star Platinum acquired Over Heaven. I don’t quite remember the details as to how I got this power, but it radically changed the way that my life played out. My stand’s fists now have the power to overwrite reality itself, with restrictions. Using this power, I can move through time. That being said, You must forgive me, in my time, we just left Morioh a few weeks ago, and I haven’t seen you since. I didn’t know that the old man had named you Shizuka.”
“Hmph, that sounds weird. But then again, stands are weird like that. I though your stand could only stop time for a few seconds. Like… two seconds? Three? After your heart issues, it really pushed you.” She pocketed her hands, looking at him in curiosity. “So… why time travel? Is something bad going to happen? Someone going to die?”
“Over Heaven allows me to change reality, as such, I can still stop time for five seconds. But anything beyond that is a limit I cannot overwrite. Traveling through time is something I can do by using Over Heaven to punch through time. And I did not come here of my own will. Perhaps I have come here due to some other odd circumstance. Do you by chance know Jolyne? My recent visit to her may be what brought me here…”
“Of course I know Jolyne! She is like my best friend and my great niece too! Wait, have you been trying to fix past mistakes? She has some issues… That could be dangerous. Changing time could have all sorts of results. Some we can’t even imagine.”
“I haven’t changed the past of the Jolyne you know. That isn’t how it works unfortunately. I come from an alternative history altogether. I met the Jolyne you know, and promised to her that I would do my best to be a better father when it was my turn. I came back here recently to show her that I fulfilled my promise and intend to keep doing so.”
Jotaro sighed, “If I met the version of me that was never there for Jolyne, I’d have my Star Platinum tear him a new one…”
Shizuka crossed her arms. “Jotaro… our Jotaro… He wasn’t always good at expressing himself. Not on a personal level. But… He did want to make a safer world for Jolyne. With the power he has, lots want to take him out for bragging rights. Even knowing that, Jolyne still feels like he should have been closer even if staying away made her and her mother safer. Its a complicated situation, you know?”
Jotaro nodded, “In my history, several very powerful Stand users from my trip to Egypt never died. I’m sure that you heard about Abdul, Iggy, and Kakyoin from your father? In my world they didn’t die like they were supposed to. So I had significantly less work to do taking down stand users. Why I happened to be the one so lucky as to have all of his friends alive is a mystery to me, but I’m very glad that I ended up this way.”
Shizuka put a hand to her chin, thinking. “I’ve… heard of something like this. Its a theory… used in comics a lot… Ah! Multiverse theory! Basically, if there is a possibility, there is a universe where that possibility exists as reality! I read a little bit about it on the internet. So I guess you had the luckiest universe.”
“Is that what it’s called? I never read comics that much. I suppose that you would read plenty of comics raised by the old man. And I suppose that I am just part of the luckiest universe. But I want to do what I can for your Jolyne as well. I may not be able to change her past, but I can share the memories that she never got to have with her.” Jotaro said, holding up an envelope of pictures.
“…. I know someone’s here…”
“Its the ghost of your first doooooog! I’ve come to ask for an offering of candies!”
Jotaro stared, “Yare yare daze, I guess that I’ve moved through time again. You must be the invisible baby. Being raised by my gramps, that would be the first thing you try.”
She turned back into visibility. “And I am eleven AND have a name. Its Shizuka. And what do you mean travel through time?! Are you having a mid life crisis or something with that outfit?”
“A while back Star Platinum acquired Over Heaven. I don’t quite remember the details as to how I got this power, but it radically changed the way that my life played out. My stand’s fists now have the power to overwrite reality itself, with restrictions. Using this power, I can move through time. That being said, You must forgive me, in my time, we just left Morioh a few weeks ago, and I haven’t seen you since. I didn’t know that the old man had named you Shizuka.”
“Hmph, that sounds weird. But then again, stands are weird like that. I though your stand could only stop time for a few seconds. Like… two seconds? Three? After your heart issues, it really pushed you.” She pocketed her hands, looking at him in curiosity. “So… why time travel? Is something bad going to happen? Someone going to die?”
“Over Heaven allows me to change reality, as such, I can still stop time for five seconds. But anything beyond that is a limit I cannot overwrite. Traveling through time is something I can do by using Over Heaven to punch through time. And I did not come here of my own will. Perhaps I have come here due to some other odd circumstance. Do you by chance know Jolyne? My recent visit to her may be what brought me here…”
“Of course I know Jolyne! She is like my best friend and my great niece too! Wait, have you been trying to fix past mistakes? She has some issues… That could be dangerous. Changing time could have all sorts of results. Some we can’t even imagine.”
“I haven’t changed the past of the Jolyne you know. That isn’t how it works unfortunately. I come from an alternative history altogether. I met the Jolyne you know, and promised to her that I would do my best to be a better father when it was my turn. I came back here recently to show her that I fulfilled my promise and intend to keep doing so.”
Jotaro sighed, “If I met the version of me that was never there for Jolyne, I’d have my Star Platinum tear him a new one…”
Shizuka crossed her arms. “Jotaro… our Jotaro… He wasn’t always good at expressing himself. Not on a personal level. But… He did want to make a safer world for Jolyne. With the power he has, lots want to take him out for bragging rights. Even knowing that, Jolyne still feels like he should have been closer even if staying away made her and her mother safer. Its a complicated situation, you know?”
Jotaro nodded, “In my history, several very powerful Stand users from my trip to Egypt never died. I’m sure that you heard about Abdul, Iggy, and Kakyoin from your father? In my world they didn’t die like they were supposed to. So I had significantly less work to do taking down stand users. Why I happened to be the one so lucky as to have all of his friends alive is a mystery to me, but I’m very glad that I ended up this way.”
“…. I know someone’s here…”
“Its the ghost of your first doooooog! I’ve come to ask for an offering of candies!”
Jotaro stared, “Yare yare daze, I guess that I’ve moved through time again. You must be the invisible baby. Being raised by my gramps, that would be the first thing you try.”
She turned back into visibility. “And I am eleven AND have a name. Its Shizuka. And what do you mean travel through time?! Are you having a mid life crisis or something with that outfit?”
“A while back Star Platinum acquired Over Heaven. I don’t quite remember the details as to how I got this power, but it radically changed the way that my life played out. My stand’s fists now have the power to overwrite reality itself, with restrictions. Using this power, I can move through time. That being said, You must forgive me, in my time, we just left Morioh a few weeks ago, and I haven’t seen you since. I didn’t know that the old man had named you Shizuka.”
“Hmph, that sounds weird. But then again, stands are weird like that. I though your stand could only stop time for a few seconds. Like… two seconds? Three? After your heart issues, it really pushed you.” She pocketed her hands, looking at him in curiosity. “So… why time travel? Is something bad going to happen? Someone going to die?”
“Over Heaven allows me to change reality, as such, I can still stop time for five seconds. But anything beyond that is a limit I cannot overwrite. Traveling through time is something I can do by using Over Heaven to punch through time. And I did not come here of my own will. Perhaps I have come here due to some other odd circumstance. Do you by chance know Jolyne? My recent visit to her may be what brought me here…”
“Of course I know Jolyne! She is like my best friend and my great niece too! Wait, have you been trying to fix past mistakes? She has some issues… That could be dangerous. Changing time could have all sorts of results. Some we can’t even imagine.”
“I haven’t changed the past of the Jolyne you know. That isn’t how it works unfortunately. I come from an alternative history altogether. I met the Jolyne you know, and promised to her that I would do my best to be a better father when it was my turn. I came back here recently to show her that I fulfilled my promise and intend to keep doing so.”
Jotaro sighed, “If I met the version of me that was never there for Jolyne, I’d have my Star Platinum tear him a new one…”
“…. I know someone’s here…”
“Its the ghost of your first doooooog! I’ve come to ask for an offering of candies!”
Jotaro stared, “Yare yare daze, I guess that I’ve moved through time again. You must be the invisible baby. Being raised by my gramps, that would be the first thing you try.”
She turned back into visibility. “And I am eleven AND have a name. Its Shizuka. And what do you mean travel through time?! Are you having a mid life crisis or something with that outfit?”
“A while back Star Platinum acquired Over Heaven. I don’t quite remember the details as to how I got this power, but it radically changed the way that my life played out. My stand’s fists now have the power to overwrite reality itself, with restrictions. Using this power, I can move through time. That being said, You must forgive me, in my time, we just left Morioh a few weeks ago, and I haven’t seen you since. I didn’t know that the old man had named you Shizuka.”
“Hmph, that sounds weird. But then again, stands are weird like that. I though your stand could only stop time for a few seconds. Like… two seconds? Three? After your heart issues, it really pushed you.” She pocketed her hands, looking at him in curiosity. “So… why time travel? Is something bad going to happen? Someone going to die?”
“Over Heaven allows me to change reality, as such, I can still stop time for five seconds. But anything beyond that is a limit I cannot overwrite. Traveling through time is something I can do by using Over Heaven to punch through time. And I did not come here of my own will. Perhaps I have come here due to some other odd circumstance. Do you by chance know Jolyne? My recent visit to her may be what brought me here…”
“…. I know someone’s here…”
“Its the ghost of your first doooooog! I’ve come to ask for an offering of candies!”
Jotaro stared, “Yare yare daze, I guess that I’ve moved through time again. You must be the invisible baby. Being raised by my gramps, that would be the first thing you try.”
She turned back into visibility. “And I am eleven AND have a name. Its Shizuka. And what do you mean travel through time?! Are you having a mid life crisis or something with that outfit?”
“A while back Star Platinum acquired Over Heaven. I don’t quite remember the details as to how I got this power, but it radically changed the way that my life played out. My stand’s fists now have the power to overwrite reality itself, with restrictions. Using this power, I can move through time. That being said, You must forgive me, in my time, we just left Morioh a few weeks ago, and I haven’t seen you since. I didn’t know that the old man had named you Shizuka.”
“…. I know someone’s here…”
“Its the ghost of your first doooooog! I’ve come to ask for an offering of candies!”
Jotaro stared, “Yare yare daze, I guess that I’ve moved through time again. You must be the invisible baby. Being raised by my gramps, that would be the first thing you try.”

“WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?”
Jolyne stood there paralyzed with shock and confusion. She has not experienced anything this bizarre in fuckin’ months.
“Oto-san, how…?!”

“WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?”
Jolyne stood there paralyzed with shock and confusion. She has not experienced anything this bizarre in fuckin’ months.
“Oto-san, how…?!”
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Kakyoin smiled slightly, relieved to see Jotaro being protective over him. It was nice and somewhat cute. He was reassured that things would turn out well. They would save his parents before something terrible happens to them. Still, Alessi was going to suffer for what he did.
Later on, it was discovered that Alessi was still in Japan. He hadn’t seemed to be far from where he was in the first picture. It was clear he was in hiding.
Kakyoin snarled. “Good. We won’t have to travel halfway across the planet to kick his ass.”
Jotaro smiled, “Okay, so you guys approach him from the ground. I’ll cover the skies, Kakyoin, get your 20 meter barrier set up. We’ll try to drive him into it, then we all hit him with everything we’ve got. If he tries to run, Abdul, Gramps, tie him up and drag him in. If things get bad I’ll get him with my time stop. Sound like a plan?”
Joseph grinned. “Great plan, Jotaro! It’ll be like hunting a wild animal in a way.”
“Yes.” Avdol remarked. “And from what Polnareff has said about him, he might do one of two things. Cower and give in, or lash out briefly and try to run. I assume he will lash out. He does have Kakyoin’s parents, so he might try to use them against us.”
Jotaro nodded, “I wouldn’t doubt it. I’ll snatch them away with my time stop before he can try anything funny. Then we go ahead with the plan. Strike him before he knows what’s going on, and he’ll fall apart. We’ll show him why you don’t mess with the Crusaders!”
Kakyoin smiled slightly, relieved to see Jotaro being protective over him. It was nice and somewhat cute. He was reassured that things would turn out well. They would save his parents before something terrible happens to them. Still, Alessi was going to suffer for what he did.
Later on, it was discovered that Alessi was still in Japan. He hadn’t seemed to be far from where he was in the first picture. It was clear he was in hiding.
Kakyoin snarled. “Good. We won’t have to travel halfway across the planet to kick his ass.”
Jotaro smiled, “Okay, so you guys approach him from the ground. I’ll cover the skies, Kakyoin, get your 20 meter barrier set up. We’ll try to drive him into it, then we all hit him with everything we’ve got. If he tries to run, Abdul, Gramps, tie him up and drag him in. If things get bad I’ll get him with my time stop. Sound like a plan?”
There was a heavy knocking on the door before it was opened suddenly. Polnareff rushed in. “GUYS, I LEFT MY COMB WITH ONE OF YOU!” He looked around frantically for it.
“Perfect timing, Polnareff.” Kakyoin said with a stressed sigh.
“What?” The french man straightened up and looked over at them. “What’s wrong?”
“A man named Alessi kidnapped my parents and burned my house down.” The redhead looked pissed off about the entire thing.
“Alessi? That pedo with the ridiculous hair? Glad I came back for my comb. Looks like I’m not going home any time soon.” Pol chuckled. “We’ll get your parents back.”
“Yeah, that one.” Jotaro said, “This time, we actually send him to space.”
Star Platinum popped out of Jotaro, and punched its own palm, “Ora!”
“We’ll be heading out soon. We can find your comb after that.”
“We just need to find out what direction to go. Once we do that, we’re leaving.” Kakyoin got up and started to pack up again. While he did, he found a purple comb in his bag and held it up for Polnareff. “Found it. Must have gotten mixed with the rest of my stuff.”
“Ah, merci!” Polnareff took the comb.
Jotaro sighed, “We’ll have Gamps’ stand make us a map. Until when we find him, we actually kill him this time, okay?”
Jotaro headed outside and began smoking a cigarette, looking off into the distance as if he were intending to kill Alessi with laser vision.
There was a heavy knocking on the door before it was opened suddenly. Polnareff rushed in. “GUYS, I LEFT MY COMB WITH ONE OF YOU!” He looked around frantically for it.
“Perfect timing, Polnareff.” Kakyoin said with a stressed sigh.
“What?” The french man straightened up and looked over at them. “What’s wrong?”
“A man named Alessi kidnapped my parents and burned my house down.” The redhead looked pissed off about the entire thing.
“Alessi? That pedo with the ridiculous hair? Glad I came back for my comb. Looks like I’m not going home any time soon.” Pol chuckled. “We’ll get your parents back.”
“Yeah, that one.” Jotaro said, “This time, we actually send him to space.”
Star Platinum popped out of Jotaro, and punched its own palm, “Ora!”
“We’ll be heading out soon. We can find your comb after that.”
Jolyne was taking a stroll around town later in the evening, as she tends to do when she’s ill-tempered. As she was finally becoming a bit more relaxed, she spots Jotaro out of the corner of her eye. Her heart flutters a bit, a bit anxious at his appearance. She wasn’t expecting him to be around town at all. She quickly changes her direction and encounters him after a thought’s hesitation on whether or not to talk to him.
“Yo. You uh… look lost? Are you feeling alright?” She says to him slightly confused, yet having a slight scowl towards the man, which is not too unusual for Jolyne. He should know this town like the back of his hand. Why is he acting like he’s in a new place?